The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Side of Life

Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's across-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.